Chuck Norris

1. A man once claimed that Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, it was promptly dismissed as bogus,no one could survive it the first time.
2. Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of South Dakota.
3. Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
4. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
5. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
6. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
8. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
9. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
10. Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
11. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
13. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
14. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
15. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
16. Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
17. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
18. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
19. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
20. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
21. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
22. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
23. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
24. Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
25. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
26. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
27. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
28. Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
29. Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
30. Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
31. The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
32. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
33. Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
34. Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
35. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
36. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
37. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
38. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
39. Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
40. Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
41. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
42. If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
43. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
44. Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
45. The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
46. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
47. Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
48. Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
49. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
50. There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
51. Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
52. Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
53. Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
54. When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
55. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
56. There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
57. Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
58. A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
59. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
60. Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
    Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
61. Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
62. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
63. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
64. Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
65. In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
    Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
66. If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
67. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
68. Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
69. Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
70. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
    While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
71. Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
72. When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
73. Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
    Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
74. Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
75. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
76. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
77. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
78. When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
79. Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
80. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
81. Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
82. In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
83. Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
84. Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
85. Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
86. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
87. Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
88. If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
89. Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
90. The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
91. Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
92. You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
93. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
94. When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
95. James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
96. Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother’s womb.
97. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

3.4.05 3-6 pm Union Square, NYC: Rally for Hip-Hop!

If you can't attend this rally, PLEASE FORWARD this information to people who might be able to go; put it on your blogs, email it...speak up, rise up, clean up this filth.

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Rally for Hip-Hop
Friday March 4th at Union Square 3:00-6:00
http://www.hiphopliveshere.com
email: hiphopliveshere AT yahoo DOT com

HONORABLE GUEST SPEAKERS
Afrika Bambaataa
Rosa Clemente
DJ Jazzy Jay
Roxanne Shante
Ishle Park
DJ Boo on the 1's and 2's
*and other surprise guests...

KNOW THE FACTS AND HELP STOP RACIST
HOT 97

The white executives at Emmis Broadcasting
which owns Hot 97:

Undermine the values and positive work of the
greater Hip-Hop culture, giving a bad name to
Black and Latino people and encouraging
ignorance on the airwaves.

Exploit and misuse Hip-Hop culture under the false
pretense of doing good business, yet resurrecting
nasty stereotypes about Hip-Hop music and
culture.

Hire Black executives like Barry Mayo, who they
use as a front, but who actually defends all actions
listed above and the stereotypical caricatures that
are heard daily on the airwaves.

Encourage their deejays to use the 'N' word on the
air.

Support their deejays to disrespect women so they
can get ratings.

Give confidence to their on air personalities to
stereotype under-represented communities like
South East Asians and Asian Americans.

HOT 97 IS ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR THE
FOLLOWING OUTRAGEOUS, UNETHICAL, AND
RACIST ACTIONS:

Feb 1999: Refused to talk about the murder of
Amadou Diallo despite an outcry from the
community

2001: Called J-Lo a "rice-and-bean-eater"

Aug 27 th 2001: Made a tasteless joke out of
Aaliyah's death 2 days after the tragedy

Oct 2002: DJ Funkmaster Flex physically attacked
disc jockey Steph Lova over payola.

2005: Called Russell Simmons a coon

Week of Jan 17 th 2005 : For four days, the Miss
Jones In the Morning Show played a
racist "parody" called "The Tsunami Song" despite
public protests. They mocked the deaths of
thousands of people, using racial slurs such
as "ch*nk" and "chinamen." The song also made
fun of "Africans drowning" and children being sold
to child slavery.

Jan 22 ND 2005: Miss Info, a Korean-American co-
host on the Miss Jones show, voiced her
opposition to the song on air. Miss Jones and then
co-host Todd Lynn reacted by verbally attacking
her on public airwaves with hateful comments such
as, "You feel superior, probably because you're
Asian" (Miss Jones) and "I'm gonna start shooting
Asians" (Todd Lynn).

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This rally is about bringing the true essence of the
Hip-Hop culture to the masses. We are here to call
out the multibillion dollar commercialization of "Hip-
Hop" and show the world that it is not what Hip-
Hop culture is all about. We are here to bring
accountability to the commercialization of Hip-Hop
culture. Many of our youths do not know when and
where our culture originated from or what it is all
about because of the rampant commercialization
of Hip-Hop culture.

Millions of dollars are used by media
conglomerates to invest in marketing "Hip-Hop" to
the masses that the responsibility to the
community has been lost. The heart of the Hip-Hop
culture has always been the community and we
feel Hot 97, the supposed place "Where Hip-Hop
Lives" has lost its respect and responsibility to the
community a long time ago and it is time for the
community to step forward and take it back.

It is understood that Hot 97 is just one battle in a
huge struggle amongst those who use Hip-Hop
negatively and those who attack our Hip-Hop
community. There are many other radio stations,
many other corporations and many other struggles
within our communities that need to be addressed.
We, the Hip-Hop community intend to address
these issues and other concerns.

Vertigo

Unos, dos, tres, catorce
Turn it up there, captain
(Rock as hard as you can tonight)

Lights go down, it's dark
The jungle is your head
Can't rule your heart
A feeling so much stron-ger
Than a thought
Your eyes are wide
And though your soul
It can't be bought
Your mind can wander

Hello, hello (¡Hola!)
I'm at a place called Vertigo (¿Dónde está?)
It's everything I wish I didn't know
Except you give me something I can feel, feel

The night is full of holes
As bullets rip the sky
Of ink with gold
They twinkle as the
Boys play rock and roll
They know that they can't dance
At least they know...

I can't stand the beats
I'm asking for the cheque
The girl with crimson nails
Has Jesus 'round her neck
Swinging to the music
Swinging to the music

Hello, hello (¡Hola!)
I'm at a place called Vertigo (¿Dónde está?)
It's everything I wish I didn't know
But you give me something I can feel, feel

(Shot dead)
(Sure is a fall)
(Showman in in yeah)

All of this, all of this can be yours
All of this, all of this can be yours
All of this, all of this can be yours
Just give me what I want and no one gets hurt

Hello, hello (¡Hola!)
We're at a place called Vertigo (¿Dónde está?)
Lights go down, and all I know
Is that you give me something
I can feel your love teaching me how
Your love is teaching me how, how to kneel, kneel

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, (yeah)

Miracle Drug

I want a trip inside your head
Spend the day there...
To hear the things you haven't said
And see what you might see

I want to hear you when you call
Do you feel anything at all?
I want to see your thoughts take shape
And walk right out

Freedom has a scent
Like the top of a new born baby's head

The songs are in your eyes
I see them when you smile
I've seen enough I'm not giving up
On a miracle drug

Of science and the human heart
There is no limit
There is no failure here sweetheart
Just when you quit...

I am you and you are mine
Love makes nonsense of space
And time... will disappear
Love and logic keep us clear
Reason is on our side, love...

The songs are in your eyes
I see them when you smile
I've had enough of romantic love
I'd give it up, yeah, I'd give it up
For a miracle, a miracle drug, a miracle drug

God I need your help tonight

Beneath the noise
Below the din
I hear a voice
It's whispering
In science and in medicine
"I was a stranger
You took me in"

The songs are in your eyes
I see them when you smile
I've had enough of romantic love
Yeah I'd give it up, yeah I'd give it up
For a miracle, a miracle drug
Miracle, miracle drug

Sometimes You Can’t Make it on Your Own

Tough, you think you've got the stuff
You're telling me and anyone
You're hard enough

You don't have to put up a fight
You don't have to always be right
Let me take some of the punches
For you tonight

Listen to me now
I need to let you know
You don't have to go it alone

And it's you when I look in the mirror
And it's you when I don't pick up the phone
Sometimes you can't make it on your own

We fight all the time
You and I... that's alright
We're the same soul
I don't need... I don't need to hear you say
That if we weren't so alike
You'd like me a whole lot more

Listen to me now
I need to let you know
You don't have to go it alone

And it's you when I look in the mirror
And it's you when I don't pick up the phone
Sometimes you can't make it on your own

(Just inside)
I know that we don't talk
I'm sick of it all
Can, you, hear, me, when, I, sing
You're the reason I sing
You're the reason why the opera is in me

Well hey now
Still got to let you know
A house still doesn't make a home
Don't leave me here alone

And it's you when I look in the mirror
And it's you that makes it hard to let go
Sometimes you can't make it on your own
Sometimes you can't make it
Best you can do is to fake it
Sometimes you can't make it on your own

Love And Peace Or Else

(The secret files?)
(Show him)
(You see it?)

(SOUND-OFF)
(BIO terrorism)

(See this is easy, simple to do)

(He promised... / God)
(...there is no control in America)

(How about)
(Try a piece...)
(Yes, you know what I'm saying?)
(You should just get him a piece and select out a sheriff)
(He's right)

(COUNTDOWN)

Lay down
Lay down
Lay your sweet lovely on the ground
Lay your love on the track
We're gonna break the monster's back
Ah-oh... hey hey
Lay down your treasure
Lay it down now brother
You don't have time
For a jealous lover

As you enter this life
I pray you depart
With a wrinkled face
And a brand new heart

I don't know if I can take it
I'm not easy on my knees
Here's my heart, I'll let you break it
We need some release, release, release, release

We need love and peace
Love, love and peace

Lay down
Lay down your guns
All your daughters of Zion
All your Abraham sons

I don't know if I can make it
I'm not easy on my knees
Here's my heart a-that you're breaking
Needs some release, release, release

I need love and peace
Love and peace
Uh-huh

Baby don't fight
We can talk this thing through
With me, me, and you
I'll call or you phone
The TV is still on
But the sound is turned down
And the troops on the ground
Are about to dig in
I wonder where is the love?
Where is the love?
Love and peace
(Pea~ce sssss)

Where is the love?
Where is the love?
Where is the love?

City Of Blinding Lights

The more you see the less you know
The less you find out as you go
I knew much more then than I do now

Neon heart, dayglo eyes
A city lit by fireflies
They're advertising in the skies
For people like us

And I miss you when you're not around
I'm getting ready to leave the ground

Oh you look so beautiful tonight
In the city of blinding lights

Don't look before you laugh
Look ugly in a photograph
Flash bulbs purple irises
The camera can't see

I've seen you walk unafraid
I've seen you in the clothes you made
Can you see the beauty inside of me?
What happened to the beauty I had inside of me?

And I miss you when you're not around
I'm getting ready to leave the ground

Oh you look so beautiful tonight
In the city of blinding lights

Time... time
Time... time
Time won't leave me as I am
But time won't take the boy out of this man

Oh you look so beautiful tonight
Oh you look so beautiful tonight
Oh you look so beautiful tonight
Yeah this city of blinding lights

The more you know the less you feel
Some pray for others steal
Blessings not just for the ones who kneel.... luckily

All Because Of You

I was born a child of grace
Nothing else about the place
Everything was ugly but your beautiful face
It left me no illusion

I saw you in the curve of the moon
In the shadow cast across my room
You heard me in my tune
When I just heard confusion

All because of you
All because of you
All because of you
I am, I am, I am

I like the sound of my own voice
I didn't give anyone else a choice
An intellectual tortoise
Racing with your bullet train

Some people get squashed crossing the tracks
Some people got high rises on their backs
I'm not broke but you can see the cracks
You can make me perfect again

All because of you
All because of you
All because of you
I am, I am

Oh, oh, oh
Hey yeah
Hey yeah
He~ey

I'm alive, I'm being born
I just arrived, I'm at the door
Of the place I started out from
And I want back inside

All because of you
All because of you
All because of you
I am

A Man And A Woman

Little sister don't you worry about a thing today
Take the heat from the sun
And little sister
I know that everything is not ok
But you're like honey on my tongue

True love never can be rent
But only true love can keep beauty innocent

No I could never take a chance
Of losing love to find romance
In the mysterious distance
Between a man and a woman
No I could never take a chance
'Cos I could never understand
The mysterious distance
Between a man and a woman

You can run from love
And if it's really love it will find you
Catch you by the heel
But you can't be numb for love
The only pain is to feel nothing at all
How can I hurt when I'm holding you?

I could never take a chance
Of losing love to find romance
In the mysterious distance
Between a man and a woman
And you're the one, there's no-one else
That makes me want to lose myself
In the mysterious distance
Between a man and a woman

Brown eyed girl across the street
On rue Saint Divine
I thought this is the one for me
But she was already mine
You were already mine

Little sister
I've been sleeping in the street again
Like a stray dog
And little sister
I've been trying to feel complete again
But you're gone and so is God

The soul needs beauty for a soul mate
When the soul wants... the soul waits...

No I could never take a chance
Of losing love to find romance
In the mysterious distance
Between a man and a woman
For love and faith and sex and fear
And all the things that keep us here
In the mysterious distance
Between a man and a woman

You'll see
You'll see...
How can I hurt when I'm holding you?

Crumbs From Your Table

From the brightest star
Comes the blackest hole
You had so much to offer
Why did you offer your soul?
I was there for you baby
When you needed my help
Would you deny for others
What you demand for yourself?

Cool down mama, cool off
Cool down mama, cool off

You speak of signs and wonders
I need something other
I would believe if I was able
But I'm waiting on the crumbs from your table

You were pretty as a picture
It was all there to see
Then your face caught up with your psychology
With a mouth full of teeth
You ate all your friends
And you broke every heart thinking every heart mends

You speak of signs and wonders
But I need something other
I would believe if I was able
But I'm waiting on the crumbs from your table

Where you live should not decide
Whether you live or whether you die
Three to a bed
Sister Ann, she said
Dignity passes by

And you speak of signs and wonders
But I need something other
I would believe if I was able
I'm waiting on the crumbs from your table
Hey

One Step Closer

I'm 'round the corner from anything that's real
I'm across the road from hope
I'm under the bridge in a rip tide
That's taken everything I call my own

One step closer to knowing
One step closer to knowing

I'm on an island in a busy intersection
I can't go forward now I can't turn back
Can't see the future
It's getting away from me
I just watch the tail lights glowing

One step closer to knowing
One step closer to knowing
One step closer to knowing
Knowing, knowing

I'm hanging out to dry
With my old clothes
Finger still red with the prick of an old rose
Well the heart that hurts
Is a heart that beats
Can you hear the drummer slowing?

One step closer to knowing
One step closer to knowing
One step closer to knowing
To knowing

One step closer to knowing
One step closer to knowing
One step closer to knowing
To knowing, to knowing

Original Of The Species

Baby slow down
The end is not as fun as the start
Please stay a child somewhere in your heart

I'll give you everything you want
Except the thing that you want
You are the first one of your kind

And you feel like no-one before
You steal right under my door
I kneel 'cos I want you some more
I want the lot of what you got
And I want nothing that you're not

Everywhere you go you shout it
You don't have to be shy about it

Some things you shouldn't get too good at
Like smiling, crying and celebrity
Some people got way too much confidence baby, baby

I'll give you everything you want
Except the thing that you want
You are the first one of your kind

And you feel like no-one before
You steal right under my door
I kneel 'cos I want you some more
I want the lot of what you got
And I want nothing that you're not

Everywhere you go you shout it
You don't have to be shy about it, no
Oh no, oh no no no
(Here's the frog now)

Didit, didit, didit, didit, didit, didit, didit, didit
Didit, didit, didit, didit, didit, didit, didit
Sugar come on
Come on now show your soul
You've been keeping your love under control

Everywhere you go you shout it
You don't have to be shy about it (no)
Everywhere you go you shout it (on high)
Oh my my

And you feel like no-one before
You steal right under my door
I kneel 'cos I want you some more
I want you some more, I want you some more

Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no

Yahweh

Take these shoes
Click clacking down some dead end street
Take these shoes
And make them fit
Take this shirt
Polyester white trash made in nowhere
Take this shirt
And make it clean (clean)
Take this soul
Stranded in some skin and bones
Take this soul
And make it sing

Yahweh, Yahweh
Always pain before a child is born
Yahweh, Yahweh
Still I'm waiting for the dawn

Take these hands
Teach them what to carry
Take these hands
Don't make a fist (no)
Take this mouth
So quick to criticise
Take this mouth
Give it a kiss

Yahweh, Yahweh
Always pain before a child is born
Yahweh, Yahweh
Still I'm waiting for the dawn

Still waiting for the dawn... sun is coming up
Sun is coming up on the ocean
This love is like a drop in the ocean
This love is like a drop in the ocean

Yahweh, Yahweh
Always pain before a child is born
Yahweh, tell me now
Why the dark before the dawn?

Take this city
A city should be shining on a hill
Take this city
If it be your will
What no man can own, no man can take
Take this heart
Take this heart
Take this heart
And make it break